The New King of the Web or You Like Me, You Virtually Like Me

I got another award!

My friend V, from The Verbal Spew Review did this to me. That is, bestowed the Versatile Blogger award upon my head. Again, I am excited and confused. Yes, this is two awards in one year. So far…*heh heh*

This time it doesn’t come out of nowhere at least. (See my Liebster post.) I’ve been reading V’s blog for a little while and she’s been reading mine. We are definitely into each other, yeah. And that’s not weird at all except when you put it like that, and anyway….uh…

Thanks, V!

You’re welcome, human.

(I don’t know that V is an invading lizard-alien, but then again, I don’t know she’s not.)

So of course, then I had to go research the goddamn Versatile Blogger Award. I found a blog called Versatile Blogger Award, of all things, and I read a whole post. Research accomplished!

Here’s what the post said:

If you are nominated, you’ve been awarded the Versatile Blogger award.

To be nominated is to win. Nice.

•  Thank the person who gave you this award. That’s common courtesy.

Did it!

•  Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.

“Figure out how to do it?” What the—?! You are condescending to a Versatile Fucking Blogger! I can make a stinking link….

• Thank Benedict Cumberbatch.

I do that every damn day.

•  Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly. ( I would add, pick blogs or bloggers that are excellent!)

Fifteen? I’m picking six. And why can’t I pick shitty blogs? That’s my prerogative.

•  Nominate those 15  6 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award — you might include a link to this site.

You forgot to say “if you can figure out how to do it”. Well, I’ve already done it Snarky McSnark!

•  Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself.

How about twenty-four?

Click this LINK I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE, for my “Randomly Factual” article from earlier this week which has 24 things about myself.

No, that’s rude. Here’s seven more.

Seven Flabbergasting Facts

Uno— My favorite card game? Spider Solitaire.

Zwei— Zwei? Because we like you!

Trois— Can I manage a menage a trois? I’d like to think so. Never has happened to me. *sob*

Chaar— I prefer a couch. Like to spread out.

Fem— Yes, I would call myself a feminist. Can a male feminist respect women and still ogle boobs?

Roku— I think this was Goku’s sister? Or a Pokemon?

Syem— I can look up numbers in seven languages other than English.

Six Bitchin Blogs

Were these hard to pick? I’ll never tell! I chose bloggers who are fairly new, like me. They may already have the VBA. If so, have another!

1. Myas – A Tragic Lady But No TB

2. Lindaghill

3. More At Forty (Five)

4. Container Chronicles

5. THE WRITE PLACE..

6. Chasing Rabbit Holes

Yeah, they’re all EvDaDaDecs. What? No, I’m not biased at all!

How dare you?!?

Here’s six more that aren’t EvDaDaDecs then(as far as I know):

1. Miss Four Eyes

2. Aliceatwonderland

3. Why Writing Is Good For The Soul

4. The View From A Drawbridge

5. Ericka Clay

6. This Labyrinth I Roam!

Oh , this is kind of addictive. I’ll do three more:

1. The Mirror Obscura

2. Emberyn, The Villainess

3. Days Of Zora

All right, enough! I ended up doing fifteen nominations….

The nomination links will take you to the WordPress reader. It was quicker to do them all from the reader than go to each site. I’m lazy but I can do links! I can link you anywhere you want to go. If I feel like it….

So, again, thank you V! I could get used to getting imaginary awards.

That’s now a week of EveryDamnDayDecember in the books. Tomorrow, I think I’ll post part two of my “Perfect Post” article. And I’ll tell you which of our WordPress teacher Lorelle VanFossen’s guidelines I’m breaking. Have a great day and be safe. Unless that’s not in your plans.