I wrote a song! It looks sort of like poetry, but it’s lyrics. Actually, I wrote these lyrics to the tune of a famous song. If anyone can guess what the original song was, I’ll award you ten T of V points! (points redeemable only in your imagination)
Hint: It’s an old song. It was a number one hit.
I’m Not on Facebook
I’m not on Facebook
so don’t go looking,
you will not find me in there anywhere;
I don’t post pictures
of what I’m cooking
I do not care
to show my status there;
I’m not on Facebook, no no
So if you’re stalking me
don’t get confused,
I haven’t yet gone upon that stage;
and if you wonder
where I bought my shoes,
don’t get enraged
when you can’t find my page;
‘cos I’m not on Facebook, no no
(it’s just because…)
oooooooo
it doesn’t appeal to me
to be in Farmville endlessly;
0000000
it doesn’t appeal to me
to look at snaps of everything you eat
I’m not on Facebook
but don’t you fret,
that doesn’t mean that I will never be;
you see I’m finding
my friends upset
that they can’t see
every tiny thing ’bout me;
I’m not on Facebook(not yet)
I’m not on Facebook
P.S.M.F.s
Sorry about the short post, though I’m not technically breaking an EvDaDaDec rule, ‘cos there aren’t any. But I feel like I’m slacking. Today, yesterday by the time you read this, I wrote the whole rest of the Christmas Carol story for the challenge. And I posted part two earlier, so I’m posting at least twice today. If someone famous I love dies, I’ll post again. That doesn’t sound weird at all!
Tomorrow, I’ll post part three of my Christmas Carol. Also:
I’m a-posting my latest acceptance speech.
Yeah, I got more fucking awards! Woo hoo! All right!
See you tomorrow….
“I’m Not In Love” by 10cc?
Yes! I didn’t really think anyone would get it. Ten points to Slytherin!
Woohoo! I’ll be using those to my advantage. 😉
The song just popped into my head as I was reading. This is either a testament to your wordsmithery or how full my empty head is with useless stuff. I’ll go with both.
Not useless stuff! This was a cool song….Well done!
Tis a tune and a half alright!
Aww, if it was a number one hit, there isn’t a chance I’d know it. I’m not on Fuckbook, and will never be…I don’t even own an effing tv, ha!
Pre-congrats on the award.
It’s a number one from about forty years ago when popular songs weren’t mainly determined by preteens!
No points for me. Saw the answer, and I still don’t think I know it. Even back then, my parents listened to oldies and big band and I gravitated to Punk. Going to check it out now.
The song is on the tip of my tongue. Damn.
I was.going to guess “silver bells” but in reading the comments I know I am wrong. Sigh.
This is my kind of song!!! Keep up the resistance!
Does it count if I sing this to the tune of Frosty the Snowman and totally butcher your lyrics? I have just the puppy dog face to motivate you to say yes! I’m really enjoying the Christmas Carol Posts. Can’t wait to read it.
I guess Frosty can work, too. Part three should have popped up by now. It’s just turned 1 a.m. where I am. That’s almost a palindrome!
Read it. Loved it. Have a good night (sadly not a palindrome)