So sometimes I come up with words of my own to someone else’s song. I’d like to put all the blame on Weird Al Yankovic and Doctor Demento (Google them, kids, if you’re younguns), but I’ve done it since I was two. Anyway, this foolishness is usually just for my own amusement and I don’t inflict these things on others very often. But now I have a blog! (And a weekly post to fill…)
I put up a song a while ago, I’m Not on Facebook. That was based on 10cc’s classic number one hit from 1975 I’m Not in Love. The following is based on a different tune, but from roughly the same era. If you know it, the title probably will give it away. I stay as close to the rhythm and rhyme scheme of the original as I can.
The first person who guesses the song that inspired this nonsense wins ten T of V points! (Which doesn’t mean anything yet, but someday—who knows?)
Phlegmy Moondirt
Phlegmy always choked
Every time he took a snort
Of the powder from Scars;
Phlegmy hated this dealer,
But pushed him too far;
Then Scars would push him back,
And say “Don’t you diss me, jack!”
Phlegmy caught a buzz
But never felt like he was flying
As high as he could;
It felt no better than drinking
Three or four beers.
And this made him very sad,
And after, very mad.
So what was this powder?
What kind of junk was Scars pushing here?
Phlegm, he’d plea for a price break,
But the price didn’t drop
And Phlegmy still couldn’t stop!
Phlegmy, late one night,
Went and broke into Scars’ trailer
To look for some clues.
Ah, what did Scars use
To make the shit Phlegm abused?
Poor Phlegm found nothing there,
But bleach and puppy hair.
So where was the pusher
Who’d addicted Phlegm to this sorry blow?
Scars was down at the Sav-Mart
Wondering what he could make
From Chia seeds and white cake—oh!
Now Phlegmy always choked….
Um…no. Great guess, though!
I hope someone gets it so I don’t feel like such a dork doing this dumb thing. See you next time—
{By the way! Never do drugs, kids. But if you do drugs, make sure you get the good stuff.}
Impossible for me. Could you hum it, please? 😉
Yeah, here you go: Hm hm hm hm hmmm hm! Hm hm hm HMM hm hmhm hm!
Right. Is it Fanfare for a Common Man by Copeland?
Had it in the first three lines. 🙂 Nicely done! 🙂
Well, gimme your guess for the record. You can’t just say you have it :-}
Oh yeah! Ten points to Hufflepuff!
Haha! Yay! I feel like I’ve been sorted.
I just listened to it while I read the lyrics. Great job!
Thanks for playing. You can someday redeem those points for Lord Knows What around the time Who The Hell Knows.
I’ll look forward to it! Hey, maybe it can go toward a day off during Every Damn Day December this year!
Aww, I was too late.
Hi, Jesse. Yeah, it posted at four a.m. so the earlybirds beat you. I’ll make the next one later.
So glad someone got there before me. Because I never would have — I’ve never heard the song, I don’t think. And then there is my talent for completely forgetting music the minute I hear it. I remember the tune, and an annoying selection of lyrics, but never who and never the name. It makes my son, an amateur DJ, completely crazy.
It’s hard to guess from just lyrics. If you know the Ziggy Stardust song though, I drop a few clues in there…
You are hilarious!
Hilarious looking! Ha self-deprecation ha…
Boo self deprecation! You are handsome!
Never would have guessed this….evar.
Yeah it’s probably pretty impossible, but I thought the pun in the title would give it away…