The Adequate Spider-Man

So the latest installment of Sony’s (not Marvel Studio’s) Spider-Man series has finally hit theaters in the U.S. We got this movie last in the world, because we’re America….fuck yeah!

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is what they have called it. And does it ever. Or…does it ever?

I mean…does it ever…amaze?

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I’d say the verdict is “Enh”. Continue reading

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The Hydra in Winter: T of V Reviews a Movie That Just Opened in Theaters!

So yeah, I went to the cinema for one of my bimonthly visits. What did I see?

You can’t seriously be asking me that! A new Marvel movie just came out. Whadja think I saw?

No spoilers ahead….but just barely. Continue reading

An Unexpected Review

Sunday, I journeyed to the theatre and discovered a little film that I can’t wait to share with all of you. This low-budget, from-the-heart gem of a movie is the reason we all love the cinema. For it never fails to delight us when a movie comes out of nowhere to take on the big-budget bloated titans of the film-world and take its place in our hearts.

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Okay, I went to see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Continue reading

I Go to The Dark World

So I posted about the film adaptation of Ender’s Game a couple weeks ago, bitching and ranting about a movie that I hadn’t even seen.

Still haven’t seen it, so no review yet.

I saw Thor: The Dark World, though. Wanna hear about that?

Too bad. Here we go. No Spoilers, promise! Continue reading